For That Sharp, Shimmering Shine!

For That Sharp, Shimmering Shine!: "

Say, is your shell shamefully shabby and shopworn? Has it shucked off its showroom sheen, leaving you shambling and shy? Then sashay shortly to Shelly Shonk’s Shine Shack, for a ship-shape shampoo and shellacking!

Start with a dip in our 100 percent pure mineral water bath, then it’s off for a luxury wash and brushing (techno music available on request).

… and finally, restore that “just-hatched” luster with a coating of (let’s all say it together now)… TURTLE WAX!

“This is my turtle Pepe,” says proud photographer Laura H.

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