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Hello youse,
This won’t be a long one, and I’ll tell you why. Friday was my birthday. I am 34 years old. I am older than Jesus, and considerably more powerful. Did Jesus have a column on Rock, Paper, Shotgun and his own telly show? No. He didn’t. He did have that Jesus of Nazareth I suppose, that was a telly thing. But he wasn’t even in it! IT WAS ROBERT POWELL! That’s like me getting some actor, like James Purefoy or something, to do my column!
Which is what I’ve done.
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