Give your ma a Zippo, it's classy!:
Gosh, gift-giving used to be so easy: all you needed to do was get your ma one of these swellegant skinny Zippos. And between death-sticks, she could practice doing Zippo tricks, like opening the Zippo by snapping her fingers or smoothly flipping the lid back and striking the flint in one of those one-two motions across her thigh. Man, that's class with a capital "K."
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