What? Christmas almost here and you still haven’t bought a Cute Overload page-a-day or wall calendar for yourself or someone you love? Well, to sweeten the deal, the next 100 buyers get this HamBlast™ XL-3200 hamster launcher absolutely free!*
Photo of Lucy by Mathijs V.
* To claim item, customer must personally hand deliver the original, unwrinkled, laminated and framed sales receipt to Cute Overload Redemption Center, Andahuaylas, Peru, between the hours of midnight and 2 PM during a full moon. Bring tap shoes. Allow two to three years for processing. Shipping and fulfillment charges may apply; payment terms may be arranged through our Financing department. Offer not valid in southern hemisphere. Also in northern hemisphere. Offer shall be null and void if the party of the first part, hereinafter referred to as “the party of the first part,” fails to adhere to conditions of this…
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