The Ballad of Ned the Pug

The Ballad of Ned the Pug:
(Cue 60′s girl-group music)
When I saw him in his motor scooter,

I thought “This boy couldn’t get no cuter”

So I said “Hey baby, let me take you home”

And he said “No dice, darlin’ — I ride alone”

He squashed my heart like a bug,

His name was Ned the Pug.



Shoo-bee-doo-waaaahhh, Kate E.

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